This page is dedicated to lazy college students who enjoy being retarded, drink lots of beer, and will basicly do anything to avoid studying or being productive in anyway.
 
 
Here are a few things you will need to know in order to be
a PRETTY FUCKIN COOL college student (lazy and dumb):
Wasting Time
 
  • After class, providing that you are motivated enough to go in the first place, don't study for a lack of anything better to do.  There is nothing wrong with just sitting.  You don't even need to watch TV or listen to music, just sit.  This can be very relaxing and I find that one can kill about 8 hours in a good sitting session.
  • Morning, noon, or night you can always drink.
  • Watch girls, there are many good places around campus to watch girls pass by.  I find the best places to be your student union, a park, or even the library (I've never been but I assume there are a few girls there).
  • Pool and bowling are good ways to kill time without actually having to get any kind of excercise.
  • If all else fails you can always study or do homework, just kidding.  Remember, no matter how boring your college is there are always better things to do than school work.
    • Avoid a Job at All Costs